Here are the hot topics in Vegas and the Vegas blogosphere:
Britney to Sing at Xtina's New Vegas Club?
Vegas Heat Index: 152
As part of the de-Egyptification process, Luxor execs have been busy bringing in big names to open up shop. Long gone is Ra and now we have Christina Aguilera's new club, LAX, opening Labor Day weekend. To call it just Xtina's club isn't entirely accurate. She is part owner. Pure Management Group is involved and that's one of the biggest names in nightlife.
Another big name, Britney Spears, is booked to host the grand opening party on Aug. 31 to kick off a crazy Labor Day weekend. It was another PMG party (New Year's Eve at Pure) that Miss Spears hosted where she fell that started what some are calling this downward spiral. I hope she shows up for the LAX gig and I hope she behaves, if only slightly.
It's interesting that Britney is hosting the grand opening for a venture of perceived or real rival Christina. The two were publicly feuding as late as last year when Christina ended the bickering.
Will this be the Vegas comeback she was hoping for or will it be another chicken-greased dress incident over-hyped and exploited by the tab rags? I've said this before, but there is nothing hotter than a girl in a couture silky grown and some fried chicken.
DJ AM will spin the party, but no word if his sometimes girlfriend Mandy Moore will be in hanging out in the LAX VIP lofts with Christina and Britney. If she shows up, I predict the eventual forming a girl super group trio with the three pop stars. I can dream. Oh yes, I can dream.In any case, this should be a rocking party. If you need more details, call 702-262-4LAX.
K-Fed's Shot of Jack With a Custody Back
Vegas Heat Index: 112
Inspired by TMZ's proof that K-Fed is a gangsta, I had a dream that Kevin Federline did a really great Ali G impersonation and called Britney and said, "Hey Britches, you is not like fit or nothing to be takin' care of me wee g spawns, yeah?" And then Britney responded, "Oh Kevvy, do you want to be the pot or the kettle this time?"
While K-Fed is calling Britney a bad moms and serving her with enough court papers to clog a dive bar toilet, he is partying it up, Vegas style. I guess when the craploids start picking K-Fed over Britney, there is a reason to party.
In addition to hanging out with NBA's LeBron James and Carmelo Anthony for Rehab at the Hard Rock, G-Fed also hit celeb hottery barn, TAO. According to reports, Federswine found comfort in bottles of Jack Daniels, Grey Goose and Jagermeister. Never trust a big buzz and a smile.
Of course the other question his weekend in Vegas raises is does K-Fed have to buy his friends?
'The Producers' New Song & Danza Routine
Vegas Heat Index: 136
When David Hasselhoff left the 'The Producers' at Paris to focus on his talent show and burgeoning YouTube career, some folks predicted the demise of another Broadway production in Vegas. Enter Tony Danza. The lovable Everydad TV fixture joined the cast in August and the forecast is mostly sunny with slight humility.
TV's Tony Danza isn't filling the high heel shoes that the Hoff kicked off as the cross-dressing Roger DeBris. Brooklyn's native son is reprising his Broadway role of Max Bialystock, who up until recently was masterly performed by Brad Oscar.
Swingers, Not the Movie
Vegas Heat Index: 114
Who knew swinging was a multi-million business. I always thought the biggest revenue opportunity was for the glass manufacturers who sell fishbowls to swingers for key collections purposes at key parties. I admit, I watch too much TV.
Apparently, there is big money to be made in the travel industry with clubs and hotels catering to open relationships. Holding true to the Sin City moniker, Vegas stands to cash in on the business boom. Recently, Lifestyles Organization, the biggest swingers services company, hosted their annual convention in Vegas. It's like a big sexy swap meet with more than 900 couples attending seminars and parties.
According to reports, "fun-loving couples" can spend in excess of $10,000 each year to travel to these conventions and parties. The money is out there. In fact, Lifestyles has annual sales of about $15 million.
That's a lot of fishbowls.
Hilton Sisters Unite for Super Money Powers
Vegas Heat Index: 122
What Vegas run down with Britney wouldn't be complete without a Paris mention? My friend Robin Leach reports that Paris and Nicky Hilton are shopping their hosting services around for New Year's Eve parties at one of the Strip's megaclubs. If you have $500,000, consider them booked.
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1. Sweet for Christina. She has more talent and relevance in her pinky then Brit and all the other Ho-lebrities put together. I would think she would hire someone of a higher calibre for her event. But on the other hand I think its fantastic that Brit has to work for her.....lol
Richie at 8:49PM on Aug 25th 2007