I guess Gandhi was a genius or something when he said, "A stone thrown up, must come down." What some are calling a karmic retaliation, Andrea Lowell's 'Fame Game' stone has come down and she is off of 'Surreal Life: Fame Games.'
And we're sad, more sad than you will ever know, to see her go. The nickname 'Natural' which refers to her god-given assets could also be applied to the way she competed during 'Fame Games.' She was a natural.
As you recall, last week, Andrea was almost a lock to be kicked out of the Vegas mansion the Fame Gamers have been calling home during the competition. She was able to cry her way out of elimination pulling at the heart strings of Kennedy. Chyna Doll ended up getting dropped to the mat and sent packing off the show and 'back to reality.' The remaining celebrities kept wondering why they allowed Andrea to stay, even foreshadowing the karmic implications. Sandra 'Pepa' Denton even confessed that she is an amateur psychic and has a premonition.
After the last challenge, the celebs were told they had a day of relaxation at the Tropicana pool. What they didn't know is the day of sunning was a secret challenge where paparazzi were stationed throughout the property snapping shots of the stars in compromising situations.
Since it was a private setting, not too many compromises going on. The winner of the challenge was Verne Troyer. He was snapped performing some sort of business on a sun bunny's bikini string and then escorted her around on his ride. The bottom three, thus losers and subject to eviction, were a stretch. Andrea flashed her boob to a lovely lady she was playing horsey with on her lap. What's wrong with that? Ron Jeremy didn't look so glamorous in his shorts as Pepa put it, "He looked bloated in his front and back." And Rob "Vanilla Ice" Van Winkle was reading a magazine next to a 'Fabio' and the guest Page 6 judge said the tabloids would have picked that up as a homo-erotic scandal. Which of course sent Mr. Van Winkle into a rage where he packed his bags and threatened to leave. Mr. Jeremy and Ms. Lowell talked him into staying.
The other non-karmic subplot of the episode was Traci Bingham sleeping with Verne after a night of her drinking 'rubber chicken shots' in honor of the fallen Chyna Doll. When she confessed the innocent cuddling to her fiance, John Yarbrough, via telephone. he gave his blessing saying the cutoff point is three feet meaning she can't sleep with anyone over three feet tall. I guess every relationship has it's allowances and limitations.
The 'Back to Reality' segment was one of the best to date and had some of the best one-liners from Robin Leach. The celebs had to taste test two versions several different luxury items and determine which one was "gourmet and which one is crap." The items were Dom Perignon, Beluga caviar, expensive red wine, pate, chocolate and a cigar.
The two versions of each item were tagged with a blue or green ribbon and the celeb had to taste the item and determine which was the real deal. Strategy played into the game with Mr. Van Winkle securing his victory before the last item and Andrea allegedly copying Ron's choices. I said, allegedly.
On one of Andrea's wrong choices, Robin said, "You picked the crap." Robin would taste their choices and if it was crap, he'd spit it into a silver wine bucket. Robin describes the red wine as "swill from a cardboard box" and the bad pate as something he "wouldn't even have with a cheap can of beer." You'll never see him with a cheap can of beer, either.
After the last item, a luxury cigar which had been "rolled between the thighs of virgins," was correctly identified by Ron and Andrea, there was a tie and the for the tie breaker, they had to determine the collective cost of the items. Ron came closest to the correct amount and thus, Andrea was sent home.
She raised a valid point. As a lovely, young lady, she rarely pays for anything. She was hoping to stay in the competition and win the grand prize because she needed a new car.
"Now I'll have to get a Hyundai instead of a Lexus," she said.
As a lovely, young lady, I'm sure she'll end up getting the car of her dreams.
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